2D15-2857 / Gawker Media, LLC v. Bollea














That extremely long string cite of cases where the court has ordered trial judges to strictly comply with the rule is about as close to outright criticism of a trial judge’s handle (or lack thereof) on the case below as an appellate court will ever get. It’s at the bottom of page 7. I count sixteen (!) cases. Keep in mind, most cites are just a case or two, max three. To string together 16 about a trial judge’s errors is significant, it's beating a dead horse into the ground and then lighting it on fire to make your point. It may not seem like it from reading this as a layman, but this opinion is SCATHING.
Man, Gawker’s attorneys must be so frustrated dealing with Hulk’s attorneys and that judge. This is a pretty terse opinion.
Holy effing yawn. Yay! Nitpicking court rules rules!
Law is so boring
;-)